What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~5,123
(P10–P90: 2,049 – 11,271)
Gross revenue: ~$33,565
($13,425 – $73,845)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Controls & UI56% positive · 43 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Performance & stability64% positive · 42 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Gameplay & mechanics69% positive · 35 mentions
“I don't know what people are complaining about. It's Crazy Taxi meets Jet Set Radio. -The biking is smooth and fun. -The voice acting is obviously satire and some of it's pretty funny. -The gameplay loop is dynamic. It might have a long…”Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 2 h played
Story & writing75% positive · 32 mentions
“I don't know what people are complaining about. It's Crazy Taxi meets Jet Set Radio. -The biking is smooth and fun. -The voice acting is obviously satire and some of it's pretty funny. -The gameplay loop is dynamic. It might have a long…”Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 2 h played
Visuals & audio59% positive · 27 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Content & longevity71% positive · 24 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Difficulty & balance61% positive · 23 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Price & value50% positive · 20 mentions
“Game had a really poor launch but issues were eventually addressed. Performance is great, controls are great, game is fun and has a ton of content. At -80% the price is a steal and the "Mixed" rating is unfair. I have zero tolerance for…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
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