What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~88,209
(P10–P90: 35,284 – 194,060)
Gross revenue: ~$1,807,561
($723,033 – $3,976,639)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 91% positive across 107 stored reviews. Adventure games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4160 games).
Story & writing90% positive · 142 mentions
“Half collectathon, half management sim tied together with an intriguing and great looking visual novel to form a completely delightful adventure. Promise Mascot Agency's world is as unapologetically silly as it is wholesome and turns what…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 17 h played
Gameplay & mechanics90% positive · 77 mentions
“Half collectathon, half management sim tied together with an intriguing and great looking visual novel to form a completely delightful adventure. Promise Mascot Agency's world is as unapologetically silly as it is wholesome and turns what…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 17 h played
Visuals & audio89% positive · 61 mentions
“never in my life have i so badly wanted to simply kiss the mind of the creator of something. i cannot even begin to explain this game in a way that is succinct or truly does it justice. i'm not much of a visual novel game player - aside…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 5 h played
Content & longevity89% positive · 38 mentions
“fun, no-frills open world game that pays homage to the ryu ga gotoku / yakuza games pros traversal mechanics tie into each other really well - the rail grinding mechanic introduced in the august 2025 DLC is essential, as you can use it…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 15 h played
Controls & UI88% positive · 24 mentions
“Promise Mascot Agency is best described as a story-heavy management game. You'll be collecting mascots, sending them out on jobs and driving around the map to complete objectives, talk to people and find collectibles/helpful items. The…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 33 h played
Price & value80% positive · 20 mentions
“The game starts out as a simple business building sim in a world of yakuza and flesh monsters called mascots but about 6 hours in you're flying around in your kei truck with wings and nitrous, shooting your psychopathic finger mascot out…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 16 h played
Difficulty & balance79% positive · 14 mentions
“Promise Mascot Agency is one of those games that sneaks up on you, shakes your hand politely, and then refuses to let go for six straight days. First of all: the characters. Absolutely unhinged in the best possible way. Every mascot feels…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 17 h played
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