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Hitler is my crush

92% positive · 2,423 Steam reviews · released Nov 14, 2023 · by DarkLight Studio

Side ScrollerHero ShooterShoot 'Em UpThird-Person ShooterPvEShooterAction-AdventureFemale Protagonist

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~108k (P10–P90: 43.2k – 237k)

Gross revenue: ~$87.6k (P10–P90: $35.1k – $193k)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate

Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Oct 2, 2026.

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Last 90 days: 86% positive across 64 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3300 games).

Story & writing94% positive · 31 mentions
“wow just wow.. i cannot even express the words to describe this masterpiece, this actually changed my life and changed my prespictive on life, i just cannot fathom the words... HITLER IS MY CRUSH, is the most romantic story i've ever seen…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 0 h played · Report / request removal
Visuals & audio87% positive · 30 mentions
“To describe *Hitler Is My Crush* as a mere first-person shooter would be a profound injustice. It is, instead, an audacious meditation on the boundaries of interactive art, fearlessly abandoning conventional game design in favour of an…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 0 h played · Report / request removal
Price & value79% positive · 29 mentions
“This game has a very tragic story. It almost made my cry a little. The girl in this game has to fight just to live with her love freely. She has to save him from scary monsters.. I wish such love upon everyone that's reading this review…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 1 h played · Report / request removal
Gameplay & mechanics93% positive · 28 mentions
“I genuinely cannot comprehend what i have just experienced i opened this game for 12 minutes and now i legally qualify as a different person my id updated itself my bank called me sir for the first time in my life this is not a game this…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 0 h played · Report / request removal

350 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology

Reviews are shown as published on Steam, including reviews from key activations and free copies — so percentages here can differ from the score on the Steam store page. GameTrend does not check whether reviewers bought or played the game.

Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference

Perspective

Side viewThird-person

Art style

CartoonAnime

Mood & themes

CuteFunnyAtmospheric

How you play together

Single-player

Platform features

AchievementsTrading cards

Business model

In-app purchasesBuy to play

Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.

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