What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~17,571
(P10–P90: 7,028 – 38,656)
Gross revenue: ~$143,938
($57,572 – $316,662)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 81% positive across 32 stored reviews. Adventure games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4160 games).
Story & writing93% positive · 30 mentions
“Bought it for the Porn. No porn was found. Stilled played. Discover you can do a 360 slide around Tall Waifu. Finished the game, love the ending. Now collecting clothes for waifu. 10/10”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2025 · 2 h played
Performance & stability71% positive · 24 mentions
“Chad-kun had toned abs as a baby. The "How to Play" is just a list of buttons. The premisse is bonkers. Clicking to interact is messy and unresponsive. HachiShaku-chan teleports more than Goku from DB. 1st person view glitches when you…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
Content & longevity89% positive · 19 mentions
“Bought it for the Mommy milkies. No actual porn in game. Sad for a short time. Fairly compelling gameplay loop, if very simple. Silly lore notes. Monster is secretly childhood sweetheart. Actually wholesome story. 8/10 game for 3 hours of…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2025 · 3 h played
Gameplay & mechanics78% positive · 18 mentions
“Bought it for the Mommy milkies. No actual porn in game. Sad for a short time. Fairly compelling gameplay loop, if very simple. Silly lore notes. Monster is secretly childhood sweetheart. Actually wholesome story. 8/10 game for 3 hours of…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2025 · 3 h played
Price & value76% positive · 17 mentions
“Initially, I approached this game with considerable skepticism—expecting little more than a booba horror - and im glad i decided to check it out, because while it is a booba game, it has MUCH more to offer, unlike most of the filth that…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 6 h played
Visuals & audio85% positive · 13 mentions
“Chad-kun had toned abs as a baby. The "How to Play" is just a list of buttons. The premisse is bonkers. Clicking to interact is messy and unresponsive. HachiShaku-chan teleports more than Goku from DB. 1st person view glitches when you…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 2 h played
202 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology