Steam market intelligence
Bad Bitch Blasters
98% positive · 489 Steam reviews · released Oct 26, 2025 · by Goiaba Megas Xellox
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~21.8k
(P10–P90: 8.7k – 47.9k)
Gross revenue: ~$53.4k
(P10–P90: $21.4k – $118k)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate
Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Oct 1, 2026.
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 98% positive across 117 stored reviews. Adventure games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4113 games).
Story & writing98% positive · 111 mentions
“This rotten little piece of software is more than deserving of three buckaroos. If you look at the store page and like the vibe of what you're seeing, it's probably gonna click. If the starter MP attack being called "Ultracyber Swordf***…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 17 h played · Report / request removalGameplay & mechanics98% positive · 58 mentions
“y'know, i bought this game in a discord vc on a whim and when i bought it i can't say that i imagined that i would say with no irony or doubt in my heart and mind that Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters is one of the best games to come out in 2025. at the…”
Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 5 h played · Report / request removalVisuals & audio98% positive · 55 mentions
“This rotten little piece of software is more than deserving of three buckaroos. If you look at the store page and like the vibe of what you're seeing, it's probably gonna click. If the starter MP attack being called "Ultracyber Swordf***…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 17 h played · Report / request removalPrice & value100% positive · 26 mentions
“A number of people are going to get filtered by the vibe check on the game's store page or trailer, but for someone who went down to actually read the reviews I do have to preface that even if it looks like a meme game, it is built on…”
Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 18 h played · Report / request removalContent & longevity96% positive · 24 mentions
“I ♥♥♥♥ you not, this three dollar (american money sory) game that looks and plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the mid-2000's (idk i was like 3 that point i'm just assuming) was one of the best RPGMaker games I've played in quite a long time, from…”
Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 10 h played · Report / request removal397 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Reviews are shown as published on Steam, including reviews from key activations and free copies — so percentages here can differ from the score on the Steam store page. GameTrend does not check whether reviewers bought or played the game.
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
How you play together
Single-player
Platform features
AchievementsPartial controller support
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.