Steam market intelligence
Bad Bitch Blasters
98% positive · 312 Steam reviews · released Oct 26, 2025 · by Goiaba Megas Xellox
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~13,900
(P10–P90: 5,560 – 30,580)
Gross revenue: ~$34,080
($13,632 – $74,976)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 100% positive across 47 stored reviews. Adventure games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4160 games).
Story & writing99% positive · 77 mentions
“y'know, i bought this game in a discord vc on a whim and when i bought it i can't say that i imagined that i would say with no irony or doubt in my heart and mind that Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters is one of the best games to come out in 2025. at the…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 5 h played
Gameplay & mechanics100% positive · 43 mentions
“y'know, i bought this game in a discord vc on a whim and when i bought it i can't say that i imagined that i would say with no irony or doubt in my heart and mind that Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters is one of the best games to come out in 2025. at the…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 5 h played
Visuals & audio100% positive · 43 mentions
“y'know, i bought this game in a discord vc on a whim and when i bought it i can't say that i imagined that i would say with no irony or doubt in my heart and mind that Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters is one of the best games to come out in 2025. at the…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 5 h played
Content & longevity100% positive · 20 mentions
“I ♥♥♥♥ you not, this three dollar (american money sory) game that looks and plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the mid-2000's (idk i was like 3 that point i'm just assuming) was one of the best RPGMaker games I've played in quite a long time, from…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 10 h played
Price & value100% positive · 18 mentions
“A number of people are going to get filtered by the vibe check on the game's store page or trailer, but for someone who went down to actually read the reviews I do have to preface that even if it looks like a meme game, it is built on…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 18 h played
290 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
How you play together
Single-player
Platform features
AchievementsPartial controller support
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.