Steam market intelligence
Horsey Game
97% positive · 3,052 Steam reviews · released Feb 18, 2026 · by Captain Games
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~116k
(P10–P90: 46.3k – 255k)
Gross revenue: ~$949k
(P10–P90: $380k – $2.1M)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate
Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Oct 1, 2026.
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 99% positive across 344 stored reviews. Simulation games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 83% (median of 3051 games).
Price & value95% positive · 20 mentions
“The "about" section of this game and the video trailer don't accurately showcase just how much content it has. After some time playing, getting money for Sweetie's medicine becomes secondary, and you turn into a mad scientist puppeting the…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 18 h played · Report / request removalVisuals & audio100% positive · 18 mentions
“The "about" section of this game and the video trailer don't accurately showcase just how much content it has. After some time playing, getting money for Sweetie's medicine becomes secondary, and you turn into a mad scientist puppeting the…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 18 h played · Report / request removalContent & longevity94% positive · 16 mentions
“The "about" section of this game and the video trailer don't accurately showcase just how much content it has. After some time playing, getting money for Sweetie's medicine becomes secondary, and you turn into a mad scientist puppeting the…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 18 h played · Report / request removalGameplay & mechanics100% positive · 16 mentions
“A blast for $10, cheaper than a night out and its at least 3 nights worth of entertainment. Extremely deep mechanics for what appears to be a basic game. It let me breed a car dealership owner with a horse, then made that horse run the car…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 7 h played · Report / request removalPerformance & stability100% positive · 13 mentions
“The "about" section of this game and the video trailer don't accurately showcase just how much content it has. After some time playing, getting money for Sweetie's medicine becomes secondary, and you turn into a mad scientist puppeting the…”
Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 18 h played · Report / request removal561 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Reviews are shown as published on Steam, including reviews from key activations and free copies — so percentages here can differ from the score on the Steam store page. GameTrend does not check whether reviewers bought or played the game.
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
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Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.