What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~43,704
(P10–P90: 17,482 – 96,149)
Gross revenue: ~$71,316
($28,527 – $156,896)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Gameplay & mechanics77% positive · 31 mentions
“I'm just wrapping up the last grinding achievements right now, but I've thoroughly enjoyed this little bulletheaven. It's absurd, sure, but the mechanics are solid, the recipes make for an interesting change in builds compared to others…”Recommended · Steam review · Oct 2025 · 17 h played
Visuals & audio93% positive · 29 mentions
“Simply a fun and silly game, 8 hours in and still grinning at some moments, long as you accept it for what it is. Is it a compelling amazing deep story? no is it an ultra-high-def amazing visual experience? also no does the music bring…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 7 h played
Content & longevity71% positive · 28 mentions
“Honestly the game is pretty fun, it doesn't deliver hours upon hours of content but it does enough for a roguelike shoot'em up pizza game. It's just a silly game worth a few hours of your time if you want to play something really wild.”Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 8 h played
Price & value96% positive · 27 mentions
“Finishing the game takes around 2 hours. Completing all the achievements takes 70+ hours. That should paint a picture for the grind. About to leave a negative review but the doggo is there on the completionist banner/ thumbnail. With a…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 73 h played
Performance & stability55% positive · 20 mentions
“GARBAGE. You took the awful Vampire Survivors formula and made it laggier and made 90 % of the weapons completely useless because of low damage. How about you remove the useless weapons from the game so that the power ups are actually…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2025 · 1 h played
Controls & UI71% positive · 14 mentions
“I'd give this game a neutral rating, it's fun but there's just no real challenge at all. I will say it's a nice touch being able to save and exit and then upgrade while you're on the start menu then go back to where you were with the new…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2025 · 6 h played
Difficulty & balance58% positive · 12 mentions
“(Got this prior to them switching to a paid model.) A Survivor's-like that's Pizza themed. The power ups are toppings and the enemies are generically Vampire Survivors-coded. Your avatar has a gun that auto-targets and you have a pet…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 0 h played
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