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Noobs Are Coming

83% positive · 1,578 Steam reviews · released Nov 27, 2025 · by Overboy

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~59,885 (P10–P90: 23,954 – 131,747)

Gross revenue: ~$392,355 ($156,942 – $863,180)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Story & writing72% positive · 67 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Visuals & audio64% positive · 45 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Content & longevity76% positive · 45 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Price & value68% positive · 41 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Gameplay & mechanics74% positive · 39 mentions
“Ever wanted to be big foot and kick a steel spiked ball at people running at you thinking they're in a video game fighting a boss and yelling silly game things? WELL NOW YOU CAN! I absolutely love this game. I really enjoyed Brotato. This…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 7 h played
Difficulty & balance58% positive · 38 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Performance & stability63% positive · 27 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played
Multiplayer & community67% positive · 21 mentions
“This is a great game for couch co-op. Its easy to jump into for new people but challenging with increased difficulty settings. Which provides rewards for completing runs on higher difficulties or with specific bosses. You get to build your…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 29 h played
Controls & UI38% positive · 16 mentions
“Some of the recent negative reviews have some valid points, but others are such nonsense that it's clear they didn't play it very long or at all. Cutscenes can be turned off as well as the chat bubbles from the noobs if it annoys you. You…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 61 h played

299 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology

Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference

How you play together

Single-playerMultiplayerCo-opLocal / split-screen co-op

Platform features

AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Cloud

Business model

Buy to play

Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.

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