What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~33,130
(P10–P90: 13,252 – 72,886)
Gross revenue: ~$189,895
($75,958 – $417,768)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 97% positive across 39 stored reviews. Casual games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4097 games).
Story & writing98% positive · 56 mentions
“Never have I spent the time to sit and write a review for a steam game before, but I felt like this was necessary after the series of events I just went through. This game, while I bought it as a joke when my friend saw it on his steam…”Recommended · Steam review · Oct 2025 · 4 h played
Visuals & audio94% positive · 31 mentions
“This is one of those "You see a game, you think it's something, you see the gameplay, realize it's something else, and are pleasantly surprised" kind of things. Don't get me wrong, it's full of a LOT of sexual content, but no nudity or…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2025 · 4 h played
Content & longevity90% positive · 21 mentions
“Before DDinosaur with Double D’s, I was drifting. Just another disillusioned human in a world of mild coffee and tired metaphors, aimlessly scrolling through the wasteland of mid-tier inspirational content and muted ambition. I’d read the…”Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2025 · 2 h played
Price & value100% positive · 16 mentions
“Look. In short, this game is worth every penny you'd spend on it. To elaborate, this game's premise is dumb as ♥♥♥♥. Which is why you never know what it'll hit you with next, and believe me, this game keeps outdoing itself in terms of…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 6 h played
Gameplay & mechanics100% positive · 12 mentions
“This is one of those "You see a game, you think it's something, you see the gameplay, realize it's something else, and are pleasantly surprised" kind of things. Don't get me wrong, it's full of a LOT of sexual content, but no nudity or…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2025 · 4 h played
299 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology