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Grandpa High on Retro

89% positive · 2,215 Steam reviews · released Feb 6, 2025 · by Ashnell Games

ActionAdventureAction-AdventureShooterThird-Person Shooter3DCinematic1980s

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~84.1k (P10–P90: 33.6k – 185k)

Gross revenue: ~$551k (P10–P90: $220k – $1.2M)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate

Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Oct 1, 2026.

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Last 90 days: 81% positive across 190 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3300 games).

Price & value81% positive · 84 mentions
“holy best game ever played cant wait for gramps return, leaving for the army and will miss the new dlc :(”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal
Story & writing72% positive · 81 mentions
“weirdly enough this was a good story. ROFL. 9/10 humor 7/10 gameplay 7.5/10 voice acting 8/10 story 2/10 AWP seems kind of useless as a weapon. 1/10 looting system, quick loot or ♥♥♥♥ click - dragging it in is painful this is a playful…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal
Gameplay & mechanics70% positive · 74 mentions
“weirdly enough this was a good story. ROFL. 9/10 humor 7/10 gameplay 7.5/10 voice acting 8/10 story 2/10 AWP seems kind of useless as a weapon. 1/10 looting system, quick loot or ♥♥♥♥ click - dragging it in is painful this is a playful…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal
Visuals & audio76% positive · 41 mentions
“What a master piece, never in my life have my vision spheres beheld such a profound aura as this game. My only complaint is that there isn't more content. The upcoming DLC release is going to be more hyped than Christopher Nolans Odyssey…”Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal
Content & longevity61% positive · 31 mentions
“The simple idea is magnifisent of the game, the level and character design is really cool in every way i look at it. Ashnell Games must have had enjoyed developing and move-capturing. The only poblem is the shooting part, which is takes…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal
Controls & UI32% positive · 31 mentions
“It’s an enjoyable game; there were definitely moments where I laughed and had fun. The only thing that bothered me a bit was the constant feeling that I was missing out on something, but it wasn't a major issue. Pros: - Character controls…”Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2026 · 1 h played · Report / request removal
Performance & stability47% positive · 30 mentions
“This might be the greatest game that has ever been put onto the steam store... The thrill of the first mission was nothing to ignore I the twists and turns that came with each cutscene had me at the edge of my seat the entire time! The…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 2 h played · Report / request removal

416 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology

Reviews are shown as published on Steam, including reviews from key activations and free copies — so percentages here can differ from the score on the Steam store page. GameTrend does not check whether reviewers bought or played the game.

Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference

Perspective

Third-person

Technology

3D

Structure

Linear

Mood & themes

AtmosphericFunny

How you play together

Single-player

Platform features

Full controller support

Business model

Buy to play

Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.

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