Steam market intelligence
Coconut Simulator
96% positive · 821 Steam reviews · released Nov 22, 2024 · by Dynamic Games
ActionSimulationPsychological HorrorCasualAdventureLife SimRelaxingImmersive Sim
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~36,576
(P10–P90: 14,630 – 80,467)
Gross revenue: ~$29,692
($11,877 – $65,323)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 98% positive across 83 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3353 games).
Gameplay & mechanics95% positive · 21 mentions
“After 7 life-altering hours in Coconut Simulator, I feel qualified - no, obligated to share my thoughts. At first, I thought I was just playing a game about a coconut. Foolish. Naive. That was the old me. The pre-coconut me. Seven hours…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 7 h played
Visuals & audio95% positive · 19 mentions
“After 7 life-altering hours in Coconut Simulator, I feel qualified - no, obligated to share my thoughts. At first, I thought I was just playing a game about a coconut. Foolish. Naive. That was the old me. The pre-coconut me. Seven hours…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 7 h played
Story & writing100% positive · 14 mentions
“The graphics, the story, the lore, the controls, everything about this game is amazing. I have never been so emotionally invested in a game in my whole life. You could FEEL the characters depth as if they were part of your life. The…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 0 h played
Price & value100% positive · 13 mentions
“Let's be honest, majority of these reviews don't tell you what you're really getting into. People say that they have doubts and the like when they first get Coconut Simulator. Me? No doubts. I knew what I was getting into, and let me tell…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 11 h played
300 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
Mood & themes
HorrorRelaxingCute
How you play together
Single-player
Platform features
Achievements
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.