Steam market intelligence
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
92% positive · 505 Steam reviews · released Jan 29, 2026 · by Strange Scaffold
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~16,665
(P10–P90: 6,666 – 36,663)
Gross revenue: ~$273,169
($109,268 – $600,973)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 87% positive across 55 stored reviews. Simulation games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 83% (median of 3090 games).
Gameplay & mechanics80% positive · 30 mentions
“I bought this game because I saw Northernlion play it and days later was gripped by the inescapable need to gamble. The core gameplay is a bit shallow, but the game gushes with flavor: even 20 hours in I was still seeing new events. The…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 27 h played
Price & value52% positive · 29 mentions
“This game scratches the gambling itch without sprinkling in microtransactions, with a dash of ultra-late-stage-capitalistic dystopian humor. SHORT THAT BABY!!!”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 10 h played
Story & writing79% positive · 24 mentions
“I bought this game because I saw Northernlion play it and days later was gripped by the inescapable need to gamble. The core gameplay is a bit shallow, but the game gushes with flavor: even 20 hours in I was still seeing new events. The…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 27 h played
Content & longevity88% positive · 24 mentions
“If you're looking for a reason to buy this game, this review is it. Here's a quick list of the great parts of this game: 1. It makes you feel like an old-school, skeezy day trader from the 80s 2. The gameplay loop of buy-low, sell-high is…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 22 h played
300 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.