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Anomalous Coffee Machine 2

81% positive · 639 Steam reviews · released Dec 12, 2025 · by HoruBrain Interactive

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~24,250 (P10–P90: 9,700 – 53,350)

Gross revenue: ~$138,996 ($55,598 – $305,792)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Last 90 days: 73% positive across 48 stored reviews. Indie games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 87% (median of 6286 games).

Story & writing56% positive · 50 mentions
“.....technically, this is incredibly overpriced for its 'gameplay' (which is effectively 'Read a Dictionary, and hope the word is accounted for and has a design associated with it). But the price makes much more sense when you realise…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 6 h played
Visuals & audio68% positive · 44 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played
Price & value65% positive · 43 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played
Content & longevity57% positive · 42 mentions
“If you liked the first game, you'll like this one too. Pros: - Lots of transformations - Much better animations than the first game - You can quick transform to any transformation in Words Menu Cons: -Repetitive Song -Repetitive Gameplay”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 3 h played
Gameplay & mechanics90% positive · 20 mentions
“If you liked the first game, you'll like this one too. Pros: - Lots of transformations - Much better animations than the first game - You can quick transform to any transformation in Words Menu Cons: -Repetitive Song -Repetitive Gameplay”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 3 h played
Controls & UI67% positive · 12 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played

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