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Anomalous Coffee Machine 2

81% positive · 639 Steam reviews · released Dec 12, 2025 · by HoruBrain Interactive

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~24.3k (P10–P90: 9.7k – 53.4k)

Gross revenue: ~$139k (P10–P90: $55.6k – $306k)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate

Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Jul 8, 2026.

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Last 90 days: 76% positive across 59 stored reviews. Indie games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 87% (median of 6229 games).

Story & writing56% positive · 52 mentions
“.....technically, this is incredibly overpriced for its 'gameplay' (which is effectively 'Read a Dictionary, and hope the word is accounted for and has a design associated with it). But the price makes much more sense when you realise…”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 6 h played · Report / request removal
Price & value65% positive · 48 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played · Report / request removal
Content & longevity58% positive · 45 mentions
“If you liked the first game, you'll like this one too. Pros: - Lots of transformations - Much better animations than the first game - You can quick transform to any transformation in Words Menu Cons: -Repetitive Song -Repetitive Gameplay”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 3 h played · Report / request removal
Visuals & audio69% positive · 45 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played · Report / request removal
Gameplay & mechanics90% positive · 21 mentions
“If you liked the first game, you'll like this one too. Pros: - Lots of transformations - Much better animations than the first game - You can quick transform to any transformation in Words Menu Cons: -Repetitive Song -Repetitive Gameplay”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 3 h played · Report / request removal
Performance & stability36% positive · 14 mentions
“I FINALLY 100% THE GAME, THERE IS A TON OF GAMPLAY, I STILL DIDNT GET ALL OF THE FORMS, I JUST GOT ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS. only issue is the Nightmare crash glitch, it almost stopped me from getting all the achievements but luckily there was…”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 15 h played · Report / request removal
Controls & UI62% positive · 13 mentions
“Genuinely would give this a neutral review, but as steam doesn't have this option i'll just leave it at thumbs up I like the ideea of splitting the price of the game, instead of forcing everyone to pay full price and making the dlc free…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played · Report / request removal

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