What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~15,213
(P10–P90: 6,085 – 33,469)
Gross revenue: ~$199,470
($79,785 – $438,839)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 22% positive across 143 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3353 games).
Gameplay & mechanics10% positive · 20 mentions
“A fun little arcade shooter that works great for short gaming sessions. The auto-shooting mechanic lets you focus on movement and dodging enemies instead of worrying about aiming. Different maps weapons and the upgrade system add enough…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 2 h played
Content & longevity22% positive · 18 mentions
“Fun fast-paced roguelike platformer, great replayability with every run feeling fresh. Recommended.”Recommended · Steam review · Jul 2026 · 14 h played
Price & value0% positive · 17 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 0 h played
Performance & stability0% positive · 14 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 0 h played
Controls & UI0% positive · 14 mentions
“This is a very simple game, and I really like the core concept, but I feel the execution still needs work. Firstly, when I launched the game it stated that I needed a controller, however no matter what I tried, my controller would not…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 0 h played
Difficulty & balance0% positive · 14 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 0 h played
Visuals & audio0% positive · 12 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Not recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 0 h played
145 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology