Steam market intelligence
Coconut Simulator 2
96% positive · 548 Steam reviews · released Nov 15, 2025 · by Dynamic Games
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~24.4k
(P10–P90: 9.8k – 53.7k)
Gross revenue: ~$19.8k
(P10–P90: $7.9k – $43.6k)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band approximates where about 8 in 10 comparable games land in published studies; some sit outside it. Our own hit rate goes on the accuracy ledger once measured. How we estimate
Estimates are statistical inferences from public data. They are not sourced from Valve or the developer and may deviate materially from actual results. Do not rely on them for investment or contractual decisions. As of Jul 7, 2026.
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 96% positive across 72 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3300 games).
Gameplay & mechanics100% positive · 33 mentions
“9/10 Gameplay - Would be 10/10 if the night sky had stars. Maybe something to work on for a possible update or even, dare I say, Coconut Simulator 3???”
Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 1 h played · Report / request removalVisuals & audio97% positive · 31 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”
Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 0 h played · Report / request removalStory & writing97% positive · 29 mentions
“If the first Coconut Simulator was a meditation on existence, Coconut Simulator 2 transforms that meditation into an ascetic pilgrimage. One thousand hours. At first, the number appears absurd. It is merely a statistic displayed by a…”
Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2026 · 1000 h played · Report / request removalContent & longevity100% positive · 19 mentions
“If the first Coconut Simulator was a meditation on existence, Coconut Simulator 2 transforms that meditation into an ascetic pilgrimage. One thousand hours. At first, the number appears absurd. It is merely a statistic displayed by a…”
Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2026 · 1000 h played · Report / request removalPrice & value100% positive · 15 mentions
“If the first Coconut Simulator was a meditation on existence, Coconut Simulator 2 transforms that meditation into an ascetic pilgrimage. One thousand hours. At first, the number appears absurd. It is merely a statistic displayed by a…”
Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2026 · 1000 h played · Report / request removal356 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
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Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.