Steam market intelligence
GLONK
91% positive · 327 Steam reviews · released Nov 27, 2025 · by Mistical Studios
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~14,568
(P10–P90: 5,827 – 32,050)
Gross revenue: ~$35,718
($14,287 – $78,580)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Price & value94% positive · 33 mentions
“a bit short and generic, compared to very similar games out there. the slime part is kind of nice, but not quite enough. a bit too straight forward upgrade/progression path, with maybe some secrets might not be bad, do wonder if one made…”Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 2 h played
Gameplay & mechanics87% positive · 23 mentions
“Glonk is recommended by Idle & Incremental Lovers Cute and absurd little game. Progression feels rewarding, changing the gameplay and providing classic incremental progress. Prestige system is what it should be : power creep through new…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 11 h played
Content & longevity70% positive · 23 mentions
“A very enjoyable incremental game with a pretty cool gameplay loop and an adorable ending. Vibes wise feels like something the binding of isaac devs would've come up with (maybe a bit less screwed up). Perfect game length, enjoyable, and a…”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 8 h played
Visuals & audio88% positive · 17 mentions
“glonk is hungry, you must feed him to make him grow and to make him happy it's cute and the music is quite relaxing 10/10 glonks”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 6 h played
217 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.