Steam market intelligence
Date Everything!
93% positive · 7,524 Steam reviews · released Jun 17, 2025 · by Sassy Chap Games
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~198,634
(P10–P90: 79,454 – 436,995)
Gross revenue: ~$4,884,768
($1,953,917 – $10,746,494)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 90% positive across 300 stored reviews. Simulation games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 83% (median of 3090 games).
Story & writing83% positive · 112 mentions
“Overall it is a really fun game, don't get me wrong! The only issue I have is the overlap of stories, if you don't complete them 'right' you get locked out of a relationship at all with some characters. Such as florence and celia. I'm…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 16 h played
Content & longevity79% positive · 28 mentions
“Guess "Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough" was too long a title for this game. I hate how everyone/everything is so hot. Stupid sexy furniture. Going to Ikea is going to be so hard now. It’s gonna be hard in two ways btw. Gigity…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 17 h played
Visuals & audio82% positive · 22 mentions
“Guess "Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough" was too long a title for this game. I hate how everyone/everything is so hot. Stupid sexy furniture. Going to Ikea is going to be so hard now. It’s gonna be hard in two ways btw. Gigity…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 17 h played
Gameplay & mechanics78% positive · 18 mentions
“Guess "Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough" was too long a title for this game. I hate how everyone/everything is so hot. Stupid sexy furniture. Going to Ikea is going to be so hard now. It’s gonna be hard in two ways btw. Gigity…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 17 h played
Price & value59% positive · 17 mentions
“Guess "Everything is a Dildo if You're Brave Enough" was too long a title for this game. I hate how everyone/everything is so hot. Stupid sexy furniture. Going to Ikea is going to be so hard now. It’s gonna be hard in two ways btw. Gigity…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 17 h played
300 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference
How you play together
Single-player
Platform features
AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Cloud
Business model
Buy to play
Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.