What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~67,881
(P10–P90: 27,152 – 149,338)
Gross revenue: ~$1,112,692
($445,070 – $2,447,919)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 81% positive across 58 stored reviews. Action games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 84% (median of 3353 games).
Multiplayer & community86% positive · 59 mentions
“Good game for co-op, difficult in places, gets boring quickly and is too expensive.”Recommended · Steam review · Aug 2025 · 1 h played
Performance & stability42% positive · 38 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 30 h played
Gameplay & mechanics65% positive · 31 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 30 h played
Visuals & audio68% positive · 22 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 30 h played
Difficulty & balance68% positive · 19 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 30 h played
Content & longevity76% positive · 17 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don’t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · Sep 2025 · 30 h played
Story & writing85% positive · 13 mentions
“10/10 game, we learned a lot of life lessons and metaphors along the way. moral of the story: gambling is gud”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 23 h played
Controls & UI31% positive · 13 mentions
“I like this game a lot. It's a great party game, and its just a ton of fun to play with friends. However, I must tell the truth when I say that this game does not play nice with my computer. I use Linux, and as such I have to play this…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 9 h played
300 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology