Five Hearts Under One Roof — sales estimate, player sentiment & game DNA

What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose

Lifetime units: ~221,067 (P10–P90: 88,427 – 486,347)

Gross revenue: ~$3,623,686 ($1,449,478 – $7,972,103)

Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate

Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model

Last 90 days: 95% positive across 123 stored reviews. Adventure games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 86% (median of 4160 games).

Story & writing86% positive · 72 mentions

“Overall great game!! :D Made one wrong dialogue choice. Immediately restarted the entire game because she looked slightly disappointed. 10/10 – I have never cared this much about fictional women judging me. :D”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 2 h played

Content & longevity91% positive · 22 mentions

“---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 7 h played

Visuals & audio92% positive · 12 mentions

“---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }---…”Recommended · Steam review · May 2026 · 7 h played

299 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology

Game DNA — store facts, community tag votes, labeled AI inference

Perspective

First-person

Structure

Branching choices

Mood & themes

EmotionalRelaxing

How you play together

Single-player

Platform features

AchievementsFull controller supportTrading cardsSteam Cloud

Business model

Buy to play

Sources: Valve store fields · community tag votes · AI-inferred values are marked and drawn from a fixed vocabulary.

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