What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~62,304
(P10–P90: 24,922 – 137,069)
Gross revenue: ~$612,560
($245,028 – $1,347,635)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Content & longevity84% positive · 43 mentions
“I have to say, I had my doubts first. But... The dev is constantly providing updates The dev is in touch with the community There is a roadmap There are updates in regards of the path they are taking So yeah, for me it's a thumb up!”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 13 h played
Story & writing88% positive · 34 mentions
“This game has me in a literal chokehold. I sat down to 'test it out' for five minutes and emerged three days later, smelling like lavender detergent and questioning why my real-life laundry is *still* sitting in a damp pile. One minute I'm…”Recommended · Steam review · Apr 2026 · 14 h played
Performance & stability63% positive · 27 mentions
“Progress: all main quests completed, all upgrades (minus some rooms), all staff and services, most staff upgrades Overall: it's great. Another fantastic simulator to add to the pantheon behind Supermarket Sim and TCG Sim. It DOES have its…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 27 h played
Price & value85% positive · 26 mentions
“Progress: all main quests completed, all upgrades (minus some rooms), all staff and services, most staff upgrades Overall: it's great. Another fantastic simulator to add to the pantheon behind Supermarket Sim and TCG Sim. It DOES have its…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 27 h played
Gameplay & mechanics100% positive · 20 mentions
“---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Satisfyingly brutal ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 0 h played
Difficulty & balance69% positive · 13 mentions
“Progress: all main quests completed, all upgrades (minus some rooms), all staff and services, most staff upgrades Overall: it's great. Another fantastic simulator to add to the pantheon behind Supermarket Sim and TCG Sim. It DOES have its…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 27 h played
Controls & UI58% positive · 12 mentions
“Progress: all main quests completed, all upgrades (minus some rooms), all staff and services, most staff upgrades Overall: it's great. Another fantastic simulator to add to the pantheon behind Supermarket Sim and TCG Sim. It DOES have its…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 27 h played
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