Steam market intelligence
Anomalous Coffee Machine
87% positive · 1,602 Steam reviews · released Mar 28, 2025 · by HoruBrain Interactive
What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~60,796
(P10–P90: 24,318 – 133,751)
Gross revenue: ~$498,029
($199,208 – $1,095,661)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Last 90 days: 85% positive across 53 stored reviews. Indie games with 100+ reviews typically sit around 87% (median of 6286 games).
Visuals & audio91% positive · 34 mentions
“I have played this game alot, more then most should. I think its novel and it is visual very well done but i wish they leaned into the horror even more, the game have great designs but is held back by the lewd animations. Or just let us…”Recommended · Steam review · Nov 2025 · 24 h played
Content & longevity88% positive · 25 mentions
“This is essentially that Little Alchemy game but for paraphilic gooners, except with manual typing and lots of grinding lol. The game is quite fun, certainly requires plenty of patience if you aim towards completing everything but it's…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 13 h played
Price & value71% positive · 24 mentions
“The game is a fantastic creepy horror game. The NSFW isn't even needed. 8/10 would recommend. The price tag isn't unreasonable.”Recommended · Steam review · Oct 2025 · 3 h played
Story & writing79% positive · 24 mentions
“This is essentially that Little Alchemy game but for paraphilic gooners, except with manual typing and lots of grinding lol. The game is quite fun, certainly requires plenty of patience if you aim towards completing everything but it's…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 13 h played
Performance & stability56% positive · 16 mentions
“I think this machine is broken. I wanted coffee and it gave me a big-titted eldritch horror instead.”Recommended · Steam review · Jan 2026 · 21 h played
Gameplay & mechanics85% positive · 13 mentions
“This is essentially that Little Alchemy game but for paraphilic gooners, except with manual typing and lots of grinding lol. The game is quite fun, certainly requires plenty of patience if you aim towards completing everything but it's…”Recommended · Steam review · Jun 2026 · 13 h played
298 recent English reviews stored · topics keyword-matched · topics under 12 mentions stay hidden · methodology
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