What it likely sold — estimate, stated as a range on purpose
Lifetime units: ~26,793
(P10–P90: 10,717 – 58,945)
Gross revenue: ~$219,483
($87,792 – $482,866)
Estimate, method v1.0 — before Steam's ~30% share, refunds and VAT. The band means: we'd be surprised if the truth sat outside it. How we estimate
Player voice — measured shares of Steam thumbs, never a model
Gameplay & mechanics81% positive · 75 mentions
“Came for the goth merchant baddie, stayed for the gameplay.”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 34 h played
Visuals & audio85% positive · 39 mentions
“Saw this game on twitter. Came for Juliet. Came again for Juliet. Then stayed for the amazing and honestly very addictive gameplay. Love the low poly art-style and the monster designs. The gameplay loop is amazing and feels very rewarding…”Recommended · Steam review · Mar 2026 · 2 h played
Content & longevity82% positive · 38 mentions
“I can't tell if I'm bad at the game. If its poorly balanced, or if its just grindy. But the large breasted sales woman is nice to me and I don't want to let her down. Onward!”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 4 h played
Price & value88% positive · 34 mentions
“game is fun and hard. but so is my pp whenever i see goth mommy. makes getting killed over and over again worth it.”Recommended · Steam review · Dec 2025 · 1 h played
Difficulty & balance82% positive · 28 mentions
“I can't tell if I'm bad at the game. If its poorly balanced, or if its just grindy. But the large breasted sales woman is nice to me and I don't want to let her down. Onward!”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 4 h played
Story & writing94% positive · 18 mentions
“I'm gonna be honest. My ♥♥♥♥ lead me here. And an Australian. But thats not the reason I stayed. Ok, now that I've completely flash banged some poor reader, YES, I grew up in the era of The Adams Family, Alvira, and most importantly, the…”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 11 h played
Controls & UI75% positive · 16 mentions
“The game is fun, the mechanics are fun, the gameplay is clunky and fun, some runs are unfair and fun, and the shopkeeper with huge badonkers is also fun. Good game - 80085/10”Recommended · Steam review · Feb 2026 · 3 h played
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